Saturday, October 12, 2002

Movie Review: Vive L'Amour (Taiwan: 1994)

This movie moves at a glacial pace yes. Yes there is almost no dialog. Yes there are lots of scenes of people walking alone for long period of time in silence. Or laying alone on beds, silently. One can only say: yes.

But. More to the point: is there video game potential, and can this potential be characterized? Yes. One must not say no. Think the prisoner trapped in Michelangelo's block of marble. Think Ms. Pac Man.

Shy Guy must maneuver through the rooms of the vacant apartment, slowly building Satisfaction Points while avoiding Real Estate Gal. Real Estate Gal appears unpredictably, uttering things like "Fresh air" and "Bright". On higher difficulty levels many clones of her appear who must all be avoided.

Reach 10,000, and you get to bowl the melon. If you're able to crack it, really crack it, you will be back to the vacant apartment, but on a higher plane. Now you'll be avoiding both Real Estate Gal and Trick Guy, but chasing a Perfect Black Dress that will appear intermittently, flashing. Nail it, and pull it off, and the Shy Guy Hall of Champions awaits--if you can do but one more little thing, which I shan't spoil for those of you haven't seen it.

Kudos to the Venice Film Festival for giving this their Golden Lion, though full appreciation of this movie requires an X-Box.

Glances at wristwatch: 5

Thursday, October 10, 2002

Belafonte's Gray Matter

Harry Belafonte sees Colin Powell, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and US Secretary of State, not as one of the 10 or 20 most powerful men on earth, but as a slave.

How else to explain the fact that Powell's brain, which is black, disagrees with Belafonte's politics? Bush may enjoy a 60 or 70 percent approval rating, and though white brains might conceivably get there on the merits of the case, Grand Inquisitor Tallymanda knows black brains get there only by way of toadying to master.

Since Belafonte is casting aspersions and throwing first stones from glass mansions, I wonder what his slave detection apparatus makes of this song from Uncle Tom's Cabin?

When de twilight shadows creeping,
Leave de world at peace and rest,
When de moon above am peeping,
Dat's de hour we love de best.
For dat's when we happy darkies
Softly make de banjo ring,
And kind Massa love to hear us
In the hush ob ev'ning sing.

Happy darkies, Happy darkies, Happy darkies,
In de hush ob ev'ning sing.

Wednesday, October 09, 2002

UL and UN Approved

UN approval of American actions seems to be becoming substantially important ..when you look at polls...to the American people and the people of Europe. Support for an invasion of Iraq jumps in both locales when you posit its UN approval. Even the Vatican will apparently bless an Iraqi invasion only with UN approval-- the same UN where China has a veto, the same China that is persecuting the Catholic Church on a grand scale. The UN's fan base is sometimes rather puzzling.

Like seeing "UL Approved" on lamps, are we drifting into a situation where any action America might take internationally will lack the support of its allies and its own population if it lacks the UN seal of approval? A seal that can't be gotten without the blessing of rivals like China?

If we are indeed so adrift, some thoughts on the UN are in order. Rather than squinting hopefully in the direction of the UN, dubbing it our last best hope for humanity, and declaring victory, perhaps a more detailed look at its structure is in order.

First, let's think about the structural bias of the UN toward inaction and silence.

To get the great powers to join (China/Russia/US/Britain/France), you had to give them all an absolute veto so they could be sure nothing objectionable to their interests would ever be passed. The little guys didn't care because they were living under de facto great power veto anyway, and at least now they'd get a vote, albeit a somewhat illusory one, and a chance to make speeches.

So on what issues can all five veto powers on the Security Council agree? The most dangerous situations (think 1914) involve great power alliances. Well, toss all those out the window, the UN won't ever be able to issue anything substantive on any of those.

That reduces the universe of useful UN proclamations to technical matters, acts of charity, certain peacekeeping operations (once the battle is decided), and proclamations against states so rogue and so marginal, that no great power has any conceivable interest there, not even an interest in seeing one of the other great powers stub their toe on it.

And these great powers aren't a group from which we can expect reasonable accomodations. If they could come to such accomodations, they wouldn't be spending billions on defense and pointing nukes at each other. Mafia dons can coordinate on areas of common interest, but only insofar as they see this helps them against a common enemy (e.g. avoiding bloodshed that would attract the feds). But until space aliens invade and start zapping the Kremlin and the White House, the great powers are the top of the food chain, with no common enemy incenting concessions.

But is this structural bias fixable?

The UN is only able to exist at all because all the difficult problems of "world government" have been avoided. If you were really going to evolve the UN into an actual government you'd need to face issues like: Is it one country one vote, as in the General Assembly today? (Where India and Costa Rica have equal voting power, and the USSR's voting power went from 1 to 9 or whatever with its collapse).

Or is it one person one vote? And if India's gov wins by 51%, is it "winner take all" on those one billion votes like the maligned electoral college? Do dictatorships get "one man one vote" credit for their entire populations? Do UN decisions require a simple majority, or a super-majority of 2/3 or 3/4? Could one country someday have a large enough population to block any supermajority and thus enjoy the sole absolute veto? Is it fair for nations with strong militaries that would bear the brunt of any UN enforcement, to be ordered about by nations who spend on plowshares knowing they can wield dearly bought foreign swords as needed, simply through force of numbers at the UN voting booth?

And democratic scruples aside, would it necessarily be just or prudent to allow screwed up nations with runaway populations, no environmental scruples, no free press, and widespread illiteracy, to override policies of the more "together" nations simply by force of numbers?

As you begin to choose among the various federalist models, nations will be exquisitely aware which schemes maximize their power, and which diminish them in some cases almost to nothing in practice. Just read the Federalist Papers. It was difficult enough to get the American colonies to agree on a scheme, and they had the pressing necessity of the world's preeminent naval power breathing down their necks, hoping for the failure of their unprecedented experiment. Again barring space aliens, what pressing necessity will drive the all earth's pre-eminent military powers to turn over their swords to this One Authority?

India and China might put their militaries under UN control if they got the "one-man/one-vote winner-take-all no-judgement-on-free-elections" formulation, but certainly Europe/Russia/US would not. And India and China will only do so if everyone does, so the UN won't even get India and China.

And below these practical considerations, there is another level of intractability to this problem. When you burrow down to this level, your shovel scrapes against a large part of the Problem of Evil itself: at least one big concrete face of it. Those willing to truly turn over their power to some higher dispute-settling authority are precisely the ones who aren't the problem. Evil, almost by definition, is the abuse of the power given one. The only followers of this new UN Law will be the lawful. The others will undermine it, openly or in secret, seeking their own advantage. There is something distinctly millennial about hopes for a truly functioning and authoritative UN. People imagine lions laying down with lambs, who can't get along with their own spouses. To imagine a millennial UN that is both widely obeyed and largely itself in the right, is to short-circuit your way past the palpability of evil in a way you have no right to. If the world were someday covered exclusively by prosperous and enlightened liberal democracies, the UN might begin to have a semblance of plausibility--at the very moment it ceased to be needed.

So what we have today, in the UN, is a bunch of people in a room who can issue non-binding pieces of paper, if none of the great powers veto even that. It resembles an actual world government only in the sense that they've got a guy from each nation in the room. Though its pretenses go beyond that, the dirty little secret is that increasing its actual power and relevance one iota is structurally impossible, whether you base this on history, human nature, self-interest of the players involved, any way you want to slice it. Rational people will only cede sovereignty against a common enemy, and by definition the UN is the whole. NATO made sense; the UN doesn't, and can't.

So I'd say the structural bias toward inaction is intractable and permanent. You can get the semblance of a world government, but you can't maintain the illusion without vetoes for all the key players.

Denying the great powers a veto means there would one day, probably quite soon, be the terrible situation where Great Power A is outvoted and instructed to do something it very much does not want to do. Will it meekly comply? At this point the legitimacy of the majority must go back to one of these voting schemes you would never have gotten agreement on in the first place. Also at this point, you would have the UN ordering the armies of the other great powers to attack Great Power A. If some of them wish not to sustain the losses and basically say "well, we're with you but after YOU!", the UN will need to be able to order them to attack.

(In a smaller way the EU is going to be facing all these problems of federalism as it evolves; it's fragile enough in peacetime--imagine if things get ugly).

So we limp along with what we have: this semblance of a world government that occasionally, when all the stars are in alignment and the issue's not that serious, can issue a proclamation the important players were already in agreement about anyway, UN or not.

Imagine we start basing American foreign policy on getting these improbable seals of approval. First, note that the toll gate will primarily be operating on only one direction of traffic.

Saddam would have such a devil of a time getting UN approval for stashing a nuke in a container ship bound for Los Angeles, that he may not even seek it. His history of neglecting to consult the UN on his invasion of Kuwait is not promising. It's possible that if China invades Taiwan, it may not seek UN approval for that either.

When faced with a mostly paralyzed referee like the UN, it's far easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission. "Just do it" becomes the rational course of action. Let those who have a problem with it go and try to get a resolution opposing it! And if they can't, well, they'll be branded international outlaws if they react. Iraq never got UN permission to throw out the weapons inspectors, but it's been enjoying the moral high ground of a deadlocked security council ever since.

The other unsavory aspect of this one-way tollgate is that in practice it might actually become a kind of toll. If America feels it needs to do X for its national security but can't do it without the UN seal, then Russia and China can make the US pay a toll each time for their consent. Like agreeing to ignore Chechnya or Falun Gong. Or even to look the other way on Taiwan. Is such a toll system likely over time to increase the health and happiness of the globe? Especially given a bias where for domestic political reasons the US always seeks UN permission, and its rivals simply do their dirty work without asking. Even if you're willing to throw morality out the window, the US is going to end up with few horses to trade here under this system. ("Well, we let you do X" won't count because gee, they never asked).

An interesting idea (probably unworkable) to address the "paralyzed referee" problem is this, by flipping it: any international action taken by any country without UN approval, immediately creates a UN resolution authorizing force against that country. And to overturn this resolution, you need to go through normal UN channels (including vetos) to pass another resolution rescinding it. But I say unworkable because until we work out a mutually agreed federalism for the UN, an enterprise akin to squaring the circle, we'd still be in a fantasyland where anyone who didn't feel like it would actually be listening to these resolutions.

I'd be grateful if anyone who places some hope and faith in the UN could help me understand its (to me) bafflingly wide fan base. Do people just like the idea of a higher power that could settle things fairly and rationally? I agree that that would be wonderful. Are they just not quite engaging with the details of whether the UN is, or ever could be, that entity?

Tuesday, October 08, 2002

Flash!

This flash animation created by a Mark Fiore about Iraq is making the rounds.

If Saddam is guilty of 7 things...and we don't simultaneously attack all countries guilty of any of them...then he's caught us in a logical inconsistency.

I can only imagine the arguments his father was subjected to a few years ago when Fiore's mind was sharpening into its full laserhood. Fiore: The Teen Years.

I see it as an episodic series of "dramas of the mind", each following this general arc: Fiore takes us on a Socratic journey from point A: how his sister got the car one night under certain conditions, to point B: why he is logically entitled to it now, to point C: man, this sucks.